J Here, from your private plunge pool on the banks of the Zambezi, a gentle river breeze – and a touch of smugness – washes over you. For starters, the interiors are impeccable. Canvas, glass and timber are immaculately put together and accessorised with squishy, oversized cushions covered in Wallpaper-worthy prints. Each thatched-roof suite boasts a beautifully tented ceiling – no doubt the brainchild of a hay fever-prone architect – and a collection of bathtubs and showers to choose from. (Selecting which to use for your evening lather-up will probably be the most taxing thing you do all day.)